Who follows me on Twitter know that every once in a while I post a few phrases from Filipe.
Here's a compilation of them for your enjoyment...
Mum, why does the water from the waterfalls fall?
Mum, do you have a boyfriend? - Me: Yes. - Filipe: I told you Andre, I'm her boyfriend...
Mum, if you have a baby in your tummy, what happens if you drink water?
Mum…That's why those people at school are called teachers... because they teach!
Mum, what happens if you are in the space and you need to do a poo?
Mum, I didn't wet my bed, I just sweat a lot when I sleep...
Mum, you can't find fruits in the ocean because sharks don't eat them...
Mum... can we buy a space submarine?
Mum... have you ever heard of someone using a cake as a hat?
Mum... we have cheeks so we can keep the food inside our mouths....
Mum... Can you make a sundae ice cream out of lasers?
Mum... Why is water wet???
Mum... Have you ever seen a dodo bird?
Mum... I'd like to buy a talking spider and a talking fridge...
Mum... have you ever heard about a whale using diving boards?
oque poo?
